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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML


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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML


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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML


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On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

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