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FCChelsea
  • Town/Country : United Kingdom
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  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About FCChelsea : Chelsea 2009/10 EPL Champions
Chelsea 2010 FA Cup Champions

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FCChelsea's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (6887)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (3169)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

#7339012
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24494) - you deserved it (3516)

On 01/14/2010 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

#7336661
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (2522)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

#7313785
77 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9503) - you deserved it (34594)

On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)



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