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About FCChelsea : Chelsea 2009/10 EPL Champions
Chelsea 2010 FA Cup Champions
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
Friday 26 June 2015