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Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26706) - you deserved it (5155)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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