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Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm / United States / Health
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by aarone23 / 06/01/2011 at 9:30am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
by StratMan / 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by fedemere / 05/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Love
by greenhide8 / 05/28/2011 at 1:27am / United States (North Dakota) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I watched pride and prejudice for the first time. I wanted to sit down and enjoy the movie…