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FATTY_MCDOOGLE
  • Town/Country : Trampton, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (679) - you deserved it (5739)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18384) - you deserved it (2385)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

#18156228 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (10537) - you deserved it (1127)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (22730) - you deserved it (2494)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738 (502)

I agree, your life sucks (9974) - you deserved it (6578)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (20978) - you deserved it (2960)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

#17573986 (128)

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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (24456) - you deserved it (3714)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (4661)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

#17465074 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (5622) - you deserved it (34169)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382 (147)

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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246 (340)

I agree, your life sucks (29212) - you deserved it (7820)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732 (442)

I agree, your life sucks (9430) - you deserved it (35960)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

#17056931 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (16526) - you deserved it (9530)

On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States