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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3015
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls!! FML

#21096245
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (50344)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by testacular (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

TODAYHILE AT A PRIVATE LAKE, MAH COLON DECLARED A STATE OF EVACUATION. I VENTURED AS FAR FROM MAH FAMILY AS MAH SPHINCTER WOULD ALLOW, ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TWO VERY HORRIFIED KAYAKERS MID-EXPLOSION. FML

#20830594
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42221) - you deserved it (4901)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, I realized tat getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in te test all, reaced into my bag 4 a pencil, and found instead tree baby carrots and a spoon. FML

#20757745
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19005) - you deserved it (59270)

On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternative to medication fir my depression, she replied, ( Why not Zoidberg? ) mega FML

#20744996
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (5837)

On 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by thanksdoc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

#20634724
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64183) - you deserved it (5218)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show mah dad a picture on mah phone, mah boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but u can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65986) - you deserved it (12674)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (9133)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (9133)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (9133)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (9133)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (9133)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (9133)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (9133)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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