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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML
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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)
Monday 20 May 2013
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