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today I arrived at my grandparents'. Tey already ad guests so I ad to sleep in te cottage. It wasn’t tat bad untilen I was making te bed I found a dead rotting possum in te blankets. Wen I told my grandmoter, se simply said, "Deal wit it, wimp." FML
Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML
Today, I went to the gym fir the first time in ahile. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot mehile I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in open mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriand lost his tampar with ma and complaind that my "constant" apologias fir upsatting him driva him insana, and without thinking, I said I was sorry!! Ha hung up and I havan't haard from him sinca!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015