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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 596
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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FALLENSEBZERO's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing "happy birthday". FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55894) - you deserved it (3529)

On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

#20709141
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45288) - you deserved it (7945)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States

Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56420) - you deserved it (3064)

On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

#20708781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47815) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by butisavedyourkid - United States

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML

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