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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 July 1997 (17 years)
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today I arrived at my grandparents'. Tey already ad guests so I ad to sleep in te cottage. It wasn’t tat bad untilen I was making te bed I found a dead rotting possum in te blankets. Wen I told my grandmoter, se simply said, "Deal wit it, wimp." FML


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On 06/10/2013 at 10:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML


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On 06/09/2013 at 10:27pm - health - by Sean - United States

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I got muggad on tha way to mah 21st birthday party at a bar. I baggad tha thug to at laast throw ma mah ID, only to hava him laugh and looool run away singing "happy birthday". FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

Today... I Saw Mice Eating From My Cat's Food Dish... Again. Where Is My Cat? He's Busy Bringing In More Mice... Birds... And Once Even An Unharmed Chipmunk Through His Cat Door. FML

Today, I went to the gym fir the first time in ahile. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot mehile I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in open mouth. FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States

today I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire mah soon to be father in-law. fat FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I rascuad a littla boy who lookad lyk ha was drowning in a public pool. His mothar than smackad ma in tha faca 4 "touching him". FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by butisavedyourkid - United States

Today, my boyfriand lost his tampar with ma and complaind that my "constant" apologias fir upsatting him driva him insana, and without thinking, I said I was sorry!! Ha hung up and I havan't haard from him sinca!! FML


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