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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12659) - you deserved it (31767)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33116) - you deserved it (2904)

On 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13604) - you deserved it (58579)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

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284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (34605)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (3991)

On 05/07/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SkiMaskFukd (man) - United States (California)



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