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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1986 (28 years)
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About EyeM2Uneek : Everyone has a choice. You can either focus on what is tearing you apart or what's holding you together. I love my little girls who are literally the spawn of satan (: I love him! He's my everything!

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