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  • Town/Country : Georgia, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1986 (28 years)
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About EyeM2Uneek : I'm just me, awesomely awesome and a little weird! I love my little girls who are literally the spawn of satan, music, art, my puppies, traveling and other random things. I have a sick and dark sense of humor usually... :) Tattoos and piercings are this girls best friend. Easily annoyed with unintelligent people who have no originality! (: I love him! He's my everything!

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