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Exhayle

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Exhayle : I'm eighteen and male, I live in Melbourne, Australia. I'm generally nice and can talk to really anyone who is nice to me.

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Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (515) - you deserved it (4359)

On 09/28/2014 at 6:55pm - love - by superman21 - Ireland

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

#20922788
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43581) - you deserved it (14451)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54801) - you deserved it (4578)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39084) - you deserved it (7193)

On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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