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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 227
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

#20031656
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30739) - you deserved it (6850)

On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62565) - you deserved it (5044)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40058) - you deserved it (9443)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (5368)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66701) - you deserved it (3233)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (8552)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

#18354062
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34657) - you deserved it (2028)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7500) - you deserved it (58324)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25453) - you deserved it (9537)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34152) - you deserved it (7162)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
500 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48783) - you deserved it (5912)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18415) - you deserved it (77499)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

#18156228
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (4038)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20530) - you deserved it (44519)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31891) - you deserved it (15415)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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