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Excersise_Freak
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 226
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Excersise_Freak : My life is actually quite good. All of my FMLs are fake. ^_^

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Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

#4442846 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (10205) - you deserved it (30048)

On 08/11/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Amanda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

#4389779 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (8173) - you deserved it (47096)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

#4376703 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (7688) - you deserved it (28681)

On 08/08/2009 at 1:04am - work - by ilikemusicokay (man) - United States (Maryland)