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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

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