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  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ewelty3 : Just call me your sexiness.

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Ewelty3's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40738) - you deserved it (13094)

On 10/12/2013 at 4:28pm - love - by (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25878) - you deserved it (2534)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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