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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Ewelty3 : Just call me your sexiness.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

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Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40700) - you deserved it (13087)

On 10/12/2013 at 4:28pm - love - by (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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