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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 March 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1049
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Evox19 : shit happens... get use to it

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (108347) - you deserved it (12703)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84044) - you deserved it (223030)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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963 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73433) - you deserved it (427506)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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