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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1084
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Evilgirltroll : Probably want to stay away from me

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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13673) - you deserved it (47655)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28997) - you deserved it (10038)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38221) - you deserved it (10197)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML

#12304319
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38335) - you deserved it (3664)

On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (6410)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

#10748926
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17737) - you deserved it (51906)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17189) - you deserved it (40914)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48789) - you deserved it (9598)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

#9205385
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16345) - you deserved it (20688)

On 03/19/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

#9180721
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9772) - you deserved it (42432)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20997) - you deserved it (9113)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30513) - you deserved it (4343)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

#6494612
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (4499)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States



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