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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 666
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Evilbear : I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut. My weakness is that I can't do much. And my scars remind me that the past is real. I tear my heart open, just to fail

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Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24064) - you deserved it (79429)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML


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On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML


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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML


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On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML


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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML


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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML


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On 12/31/2010 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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