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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 732
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EvilTwerp : You people are fucking stupid. I thought this was a good place, apparently it's full of shit faced mother fuckers.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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EvilTwerp's favorite FMLs

yesterday during the early hours.. . I got hungry an went to grab something to eat . I entered the kitchen.. . only to see mah stark-naked dad sitting at the table.. . eating cereal an reading the paper . He just nodded at me an said.. . "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes . FML


I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (2120)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today , I managed to cut myself on a piece of cocolate!!


I agree, your life sucks (27004) - you deserved it (8367)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

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