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EvilTwerp
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, Something
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EvilTwerp : You people are fucking stupid. I thought this was a good place, apparently it's full of shit faced mother fuckers.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15938) - you deserved it (1480)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19695) - you deserved it (5984)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia



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