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EvilHippyEmperor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5618
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EvilHippyEmperor : Just your average, everyday Living God Emperor of the Entire World (except Australia)

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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38610) - you deserved it (32139)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30158) - you deserved it (52235)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36220) - you deserved it (3868)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

#15408372
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32439) - you deserved it (6240)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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