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About EvilHippyEmperor : Just your average, everyday Living God Emperor of the Entire World (except Australia)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Friday 5 February 2016