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EvilHippyEmperor

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  • Number of visits : 5216
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EvilHippyEmperor : Just your average, everyday Living God Emperor of the Entire World (except Australia)

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Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28299) - you deserved it (10920)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40049) - you deserved it (11778)

On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

#16101857
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34318) - you deserved it (2981)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by Username -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41412) - you deserved it (17440)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML

#16086182
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40349) - you deserved it (5134)

On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (3261)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14227) - you deserved it (84074)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41839) - you deserved it (6904)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26519) - you deserved it (8564)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

#16064729
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (6550)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24747) - you deserved it (28047)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36276) - you deserved it (4433)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40113) - you deserved it (3391)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

#16030983
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37884) - you deserved it (4115)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

#15445507
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (15555)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States



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