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EvilDave
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1968 (44 years)
  • Number of visits : 694
  • Number of comments : 819
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About EvilDave : I have come to the conclusion that FMyLife needs a new voting option "Quit whining". Some of these things are more funny than mortifying, disturbing, or embarrassing. "My boyfriend was playful during sex", "My boyfriend calls me Milky Way because I am lactating", "Someone didn't read my mind and know exactly what I want."

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Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13829) - you deserved it (26690)

On 08/15/2010 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Peekaman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

#12485840 (432)

I agree, your life sucks (22753) - you deserved it (24136)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

#12337328 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (18976) - you deserved it (25901)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

#3451487 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (52079) - you deserved it (133709)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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