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Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved
Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherf*cking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
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