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Evie
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 3462
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19904) - you deserved it (63829)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

#245607
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On 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm - love - by goodbye (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47515) - you deserved it (3043)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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