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Evie
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 3759
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21822) - you deserved it (71782)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51517) - you deserved it (3631)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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