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Evie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1985 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5400
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Evie's page activity

Visits<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 2:02am<b>angiotensin</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 11:01am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 11:09am<b>DailyFMLUser</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 12:14am<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 11:47am<b>Juniorhap</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 11:11pm<b>tim374</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 2:06am<b>mrogers2</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 11:45am<b>mattty1221</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 10:57am<b>sirhomer</b> - the 05/30/2013 at 10:00pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 1:11am<b>sinn3r76</b> - the 04/23/2013 at 10:09am<b>Elovena</b> - the 03/17/2013 at 9:59am<b>tacojauns</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 10:50am<b>DocBastard</b> - the 11/03/2011 at 11:20am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:16pm<b>Maddoctor</b> - the 09/05/2011 at 5:16am<b></b> - the 10/23/2010 at 10:56pm

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 8:02am

Evie's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Evie's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

by theassman / 03/11/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

by Noname / 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous