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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4809
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimd "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter" . It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realizd that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways . Definitely looool explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter . FML

#1023184
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13466) - you deserved it (71245)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I askd my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately respondd, ( Well, TV shows r boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama. ) FML

#963044
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45398) - you deserved it (29777)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... mah ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol r alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic fir drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school an they tried to have an intervention. They pray fir me every day. FML

#921168
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62972) - you deserved it (11615)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (130333)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today... I was flrting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated... and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said... "Your nuts!" She meant... "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (90655)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks an saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door fir about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door fir my own shadow.

#828379
119 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

today while showering, mah 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all mah makeup!! Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots!! Afterward, I sent the images to all mah friends and family!! Then I realizd the reflection on the mirror was me fully nakd!! FML

#807564
218 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a littlehile, I noticed looool that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)

2day I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walkd up to me in the middle of the busy mall and startd screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN , I didn't know that messages u sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

#665920
164 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

#650213
228 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab an he wanted to addres the biggest mistake he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML

#485057
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59592) - you deserved it (13849)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I saw an attractive man outside te club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up aving sex in my apartment. Te next looool day wen I was dropping im off, I discovered e was omeles and was outside te club begging fir money. My ouse is suddenly out of bread and ceese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (140785)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman , how he made every opportunity to see her , and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled , because that's exactly the way I feel about mah crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73898) - you deserved it (28961)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I calld a priest "lame". He respondd jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughd and walkd out the door. I trippd and broke mah ankle. FML

#280211
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (97123)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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