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Everyday_Galaxy
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2601
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wantd to date me. FML

#21362620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32561) - you deserved it (2704)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, thundercunt of a nieghbor,ho's hatd me since I movd in, calld the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin,hich he could only have seen by spying on me through living room window. FML

#21355411
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33919) - you deserved it (1709)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35615)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY APPARENTLY WEN U TELL A AIRDRESSER "A LITTLE OFF TE SIDES." TEY EAR "A BOWL CUT PLEASE AND MAKE IT LOOK EXTRA STUPID." MEGA FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (3273)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

looool Today, I won a game of Monopoly against mah girlfriend . She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, an mowing down mah mailbox driving away . FML

#21352803
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

my wife's boyfriend learnd tat u can't flus condoms. mega FML

#21348539
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43867) - you deserved it (2541)

On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH FIANCÉ AND I WERE HAVING SEX. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT HE SAID, "I WANT US TO BE COVALENT BONDS". I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WAT HE MEANT, AND HE ACTUALLY STOPPED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. FML

#21346746
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25643) - you deserved it (6814)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake , so I smiled an said I hope whoever it was fir has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust , told me to mind mah own business , then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went on mah frst date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to mah workplace 4 our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

Today, I was chatting with the grl of my dreams, a real heret-to-heret. Everything was going great, an I asked her if she'd lyk to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away an excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

#21325382
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (2311)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today I proposd to mah girlfriend . She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subjecthenever I mention it . FML

#21322691
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (2501)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got to experience the horror of mah wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles coverd in mayonnaise, and later droppd to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

I REALIZED THAT ALTHOUGH I'M DATING THE MOST LOVEABLE, CARING AN GENUINE MAN, THE FACT THAT HE'S A CRACK ADDICT MEANS I'LL NEVER BE HIS DRUG OF CHOICEHEN HE NEEDS A HIT. FML

#21310760
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (19382)

On 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yastarday I Raalizad Mah Angar Managamant Has Hit A Naw Low Whan I Scraamad At A Goosa For Baing A Goosa. FML

#21309384
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (7529)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML

#21299949
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35080) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)



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