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by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm / Miscellaneous
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML
by retailshell / 01/28/2015 at 10:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by anonpbc / 01/28/2015 at 8:51am / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/23/2014 at 1:24pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by WickedLittleDoll / 12/01/2014 at 11:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by wtfdad / 11/16/2014 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…