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Evangelisticana

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Evangelisticana

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Evangelisticana's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40264) - you deserved it (4101)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23628) - you deserved it (57585)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

#21089774
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59732) - you deserved it (7234)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:14am - intimacy - by tiredofcrazy (woman) - Australia

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

#21081896
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57824) - you deserved it (5912)

On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57878) - you deserved it (7060)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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