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Ev3d11

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  • Town/Country : Tifton, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ev3d11 : I own an auto repair shop and like to restore vehicles.

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Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39648) - you deserved it (4448)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (7139)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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