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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (13270)

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