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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 262
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EternalTime : Welcome, if you're reading this you are certainly extremely bored. I am 17 years old and live in Virginia. I love my family, friends, and basketball. After reviewing what I have just wrote I realized not only that I am a shitty writer, but that my life is very similar to every other 17 year old. I love EDM, and have absolutely no idea what I want to pursue in college. This is sad.

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