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About Etched : I am a teenage girl otaku who loves manga, anime, drawing, Assassin's Creed, pandas, AND FOOD!!! >u< My favorite bands are Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Fall Out Boy, and Linkin Park. I love orchestral music and VSQ. Friendly messages please~!

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. And so it begins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36605) - you deserved it (4955)

On 05/20/2014 at 7:50pm - work - by Helpful Smile - United States (Iowa)

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