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About Etched : I am a teenage girl who loves manga, anime, drawing, Assassin's Creed, and pandas! ... Friendly messages please?

Darn, my new picture came out sideways on here.

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Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. And so it begins. FML


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