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About Etched : I am a teenage girl otaku who loves manga, anime, drawing, Assassin's Creed, pandas, and good food~!

My favorite bands are Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Fall Out Boy, and Linkin Park. I also love classical music and the group VSQ.

Friendly messages please~!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Etched's favorite FMLs

Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. And so it begins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37314) - you deserved it (5035)

On 05/20/2014 at 7:50pm - work - by Helpful Smile - United States (Iowa)

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