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About Etched : I'm a simple teenage girl otaku.

Drawing, Anime/Manga
Games, Assassin's Creed, Rock Band, LBP2
(alternative) rock, classical music (VSQ)
Everything cute

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Etched's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28614) - you deserved it (4398)

On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. And so it begins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39433) - you deserved it (5244)

On 05/20/2014 at 7:50pm - work - by Helpful Smile - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (231541) - you deserved it (30517)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

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