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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Esma : I like swimming, volley ball, running, badminton and I absolutely adore frozen yogurt!! I like watching Sherlock and Downton Abbey, I live in my own little world that's very happy and snows a lot

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Esma's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

#21092226
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41871) - you deserved it (3015)

On 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by nehadrihan - United States (California)

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

#21030359
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67373) - you deserved it (4133)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

#21027645
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33568) - you deserved it (16684)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

#21027083
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45708) - you deserved it (5372)

On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

#21025933
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31693) - you deserved it (39290)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49092) - you deserved it (4785)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees. For some reason, everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

#21003362
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38308) - you deserved it (5264)

On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

#20993646
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44319) - you deserved it (2906)

On 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Licko-Senjska)

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

#20990683
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47016) - you deserved it (2980)

On 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by justin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

#20989738
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55644) - you deserved it (3438)

On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

#20988052
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37557) - you deserved it (19111)

On 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66214) - you deserved it (3587)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States



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