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ErzaScarlet

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Today, mah dad and I wara having a convarsation about bonalass chickan. Ha told ma that thay r raisad bonalass, going into datail, and I bought avary word of it. Not until ha startad laughing did I raaliza how gullibla I raally am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15228) - you deserved it (25583)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

#21309681
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25896) - you deserved it (3128)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by Silverfeathery -

Taday I found out tat ma boyfriend of tree years,o can't get it up fir me and as been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently as no problem getting it upile watcing te niegbor undress from our window . FML

#21276105
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38959) - you deserved it (4225)

On 10/12/2014 at 9:21am - intimacy - by MotherMary - United States (Missouri)

today while waiting fir a plane... a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage... so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone... my ID... and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML

yesterday I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41302) - you deserved it (3696)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69193) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today avary housa in mah naighborhood was vandalizad. Thay skippad our housa. Evarybody thinks it was ma. FML

#21209396
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52026) - you deserved it (3890)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off . In mah ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks . Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank . big fat FML

#21207207
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45190) - you deserved it (15891)

On 07/12/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by Workhorse - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . mah teenage daughter fakd a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her brthday . FML

#21198840
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55435) - you deserved it (11374)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

2day as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a grl from his class to say goodbye . His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh . FML

Yesterday my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking I replied ( It's okay. If I acted like you people would probably hate me too. ) This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

#21195344
82 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 5:57pm - misc - by wiifantcso (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today , I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account , I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52644) - you deserved it (8325)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Became The Town Racist Fir Saying "black" Instead Of "African-American". I'm Black. FML

#21179835
89 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I took a look at mah 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff . Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and mah husband, as well the boys at her school, who she calld gay because none of them ever hit on her . It seems I've faild as a parent . mega FML

#21171186
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46582) - you deserved it (17982)

On 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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