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Eryx
  • Town/Country : Belo Horizonte, Brazil
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3164
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67116) - you deserved it (32709)

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