Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Eryx

Search for a member

Eryx
  • Town/Country : Belo Horizonte, Brazil
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3360
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Eryx : Basically, no one.

Eryx's last visitors

Mc_Sweepssnakezcnatormercy200Kinkit69ILIEKGIRLS

Eryx's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Eryx's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

#333787
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72824) - you deserved it (38023)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: