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Errrrs
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1252
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Errrrs : I'm an Irish girl, but I'm originally from South Africa. Love Fml, it makes me happy that people's lives suck more than mine :) hahah, well I laugh A LOT, but I don't think I'm one of those annoying people who laugh at everything, I just find a lot funny, but then what's the difference? :/
I read a lot, have many favorite books, such as Eragon, Private Peaceful, Ella Enchanted, Black Beauty and sadly, Twilight (fantastic book, everyone has to admit), Also many other books.
Also listen to a lot of music, mostly mainstream kind of stuff, but I do tend to sway towards rock: All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Blink 182.
anyways, glad to know I have some people reading this, just say Hi if you ever feel like it, I can talk to anyone :) cheers

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Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

#15070074
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On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

#15067918
135 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
94 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
124 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
139 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
211 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML

#15031237
52 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06pm - misc - by rachel - United States (California)

Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML

#15030689
91 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
129 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

#15029210
83 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

#15026564
158 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 9:47am - misc - by ihavenothing - United States (Texas)

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
96 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
96 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

#15012053
68 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by YeahItsmecoolhuh (woman) - United Arab Emirates



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