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Ermony

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Ermony

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  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Ermony's favorite FMLs

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML

#21057082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (6678) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58832) - you deserved it (11426)

On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42646) - you deserved it (10972)

On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43963) - you deserved it (9921)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)



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