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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 August 1979 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 751
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60870) - you deserved it (6890)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18372) - you deserved it (88166)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
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I agree, your life sucks (66024) - you deserved it (18181)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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