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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 785
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Erato : Hey :)
Name's Desiree, I love mythology, especially Greek/Roman. Hence my nickname, its the name of one of the nine muses, which is actually really close to my own name since Erato means desired...pretty cool. I'm a pretty chill person, i love to snowboard and read. I really have no idea why I'm writing this...
I stand up for my opinion so if you dont like it, I couldn't care less :P
I am addicted to FML and usually like reading the comments as much as the FML itself.
PM me, i love talking to people.

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Erato's favorite FMLs

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13680) - you deserved it (42520)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50129) - you deserved it (12638)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16235) - you deserved it (58733)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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