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About EquiusZahhak : Equius Zahhak is my name, hoof beasts, STRONG things, and building robots is my game.

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Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my nieghbor fir the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off there balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my nieghbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55869) - you deserved it (3712)

On 07/19/2013 at 3:06pm - kids - by getmeoutofthiscountry (man) - United States

Today, my grlfriend,ho is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall 4 such simple tricks, tohich she replied "They worked on you." mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (42289)

On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)



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