Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Epsilonyx

Search for a member

Epsilonyx

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2692
  • Number of comments : 384
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Epsilonyx : I love Christ, Harry Potter, reading apocrypha, and listening to Memphis May Fire, Lights, and I the Mighty. I'm a Bulldog starting this fall. My beliefs are firm and they do not stagger. Love talking to new people, so feel free to say hello. :)

Epsilonyx's page activity

Visits<b>s0728</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 2:41pm<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 8:46pm<b>sanuxo_</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 8:45pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 12:23am<b>Damafia</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 7:43am<b>Juicenub</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 4:15am<b>aspenmoon</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 1:50am<b>boomHEADSHOTllll</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 5:08pm<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 7:07am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 9:42pm<b>problemsolver123</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:08pm<b>Le_Rabbid</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 3:35pm<b>Lizzie832</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 7:03pm<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 8:57am<b>siearraclubher</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 2:29am<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 4:43am<b>danthehuman</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 1:49pm<b>poofnuggets</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 7:18am

Epsilonyx's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of Epsilonyx's badges

Epsilonyx's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

#16369010
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (8263)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

#16344639
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46124) - you deserved it (3504)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18478) - you deserved it (57668)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12328) - you deserved it (29192)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11684) - you deserved it (68345)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

#1681747
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62524) - you deserved it (7223)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: