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About Epsilonyx : I love Christ, Harry Potter, reading apocrypha, and listening to Memphis May Fire, Lights, and I the Mighty. I'm a Bulldog starting this fall. My beliefs are firm and they do not stagger. Love talking to new people, so feel free to say hello. :)

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Epsilonyx's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML


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On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML


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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

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