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Epiphany1882
  • Town/Country : Ft. Lauderdale, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 May 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1491
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Epiphany1882 : Here for the same reason everyone else is. :D

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21564) - you deserved it (74817)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10031) - you deserved it (67835)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20617) - you deserved it (99514)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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