About Epikouros : Today, I noticed my ear-raping Rebecca Black parody on Youtube has more views than all of my intellectual blog posts since 2004 put together. FML
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Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada
Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong
Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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