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Epickitty58

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Epickitty58

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12587
  • Number of comments : 278
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Epickitty58 : This may surprise you, but I live on planet earth. I also don't give a fuck.

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Epickitty58's favorite FMLs

Today, I was detained for trying to "illegally enter" my house, all because my parents forgot to tell me they were being evicted. FML

#21449546
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14319) - you deserved it (805)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm - misc - by College_Grad (woman) -

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

#21449535
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12896) - you deserved it (1141)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:22pm - kids - by GidleyWife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

#21449508
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13156) - you deserved it (834)

On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17737) - you deserved it (1460)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

#21447950
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25121) - you deserved it (1792)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (4565)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

#21447824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21736) - you deserved it (4271)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I found out why my girlfriend was so excited to get to see me. She finally got to end the relationship she didn't want anymore. FML

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24093) - you deserved it (1387)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (2255)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

#21447695
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18551) - you deserved it (11689)

On 07/26/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by blondebarbie271 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML

#21447671
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (1521)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:47pm - health - by GreatParenting (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML.

#21447669
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19463) - you deserved it (1751)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML

#21447619
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9689) - you deserved it (17194)

On 07/26/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by sarah4241 - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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