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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13012
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Epickitty58 : My talents include not shaving my legs, Internet stalking, and eating.

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Epickitty58's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14856) - you deserved it (1043)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than I can at my current job. FML

#21462514
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12654) - you deserved it (910)

On 08/30/2015 at 10:09am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that while my sister can somehow manage to keep an eye on and control her three preschool-aged children at the park, making sure nobody steals my dog from right beside her is just too big of a job. FML

#21462507
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11245) - you deserved it (1485)

On 08/30/2015 at 9:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17873) - you deserved it (1806)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

#21462073
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19394) - you deserved it (2632)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

#21462064
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16572) - you deserved it (1191)

On 08/29/2015 at 9:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20375) - you deserved it (1349)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20877) - you deserved it (1438)

On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

#21461958
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10183) - you deserved it (14950)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19827) - you deserved it (1154)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

#21461787
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17117) - you deserved it (3129)

On 08/28/2015 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by still laughing (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML

#21461761
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21274) - you deserved it (1637)

On 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

#21461710
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15272) - you deserved it (2719)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22328) - you deserved it (2125)

On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

#21461594
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20433) - you deserved it (1961)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)



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