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Epickiller

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  • Number of visits : 1563
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Epickiller : Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Enjoy the journey. Not just the destination.
Life is change, growth is an option.
Life is too short to worry about the small stuff. Stress is bad for the heart.
Life is a TV show and you're the viewer, so relax and enjoy the program.

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Epickiller's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

#21398482
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28294) - you deserved it (2138)

On 04/23/2015 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28038) - you deserved it (3034)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (4819)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML

#21394264
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16068) - you deserved it (31578)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

#21393558
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33452) - you deserved it (3203)

On 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm - work - by Anyonexx0 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

#21390086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26871) - you deserved it (6950)

On 04/08/2015 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by righthook - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

#21387562
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (2916)

On 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by n - United States

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

#21387285
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (2755)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (3184)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

#21384585
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (2089)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

#21384560
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25621) - you deserved it (2564)

On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (3580)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (2232)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38205) - you deserved it (3121)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31330) - you deserved it (4076)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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