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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 1995 (20 years)
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About EpicRainbowzz : Hey, my name is Celina. I like to laugh a lot. Feel free to message me . (:

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EpicRainbowzz's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25096) - you deserved it (1562)

On 07/24/2015 at 1:24pm - work - by (-,..,-) (woman) - France

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML


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On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60684) - you deserved it (4700)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after 3 weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 8:01pm - kids - by LittleArtist - United States (Alabama)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

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