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  • Town/Country : Switzerland
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Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26851) - you deserved it (4577)

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