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Eorlas

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Eorlas

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4263
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Eorlas : Im usually on this website quite frequently. Send me a message if you wish! I enjoy talking to cool people.

When Im not here Im either working at the hospital, practicing/competing/teaching ballroom dance, playing video games, or hanging out with friends.

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Eorlas's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41681) - you deserved it (8390)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

#16643815
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43352) - you deserved it (3380)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by Uhh (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (6465)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (58991)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44760) - you deserved it (6046)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28384) - you deserved it (3818)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11458) - you deserved it (129221)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

#15577647
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34421) - you deserved it (4741)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

#15102397
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33164) - you deserved it (16091)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and I on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know". Thanks Facebook. FML

#15098063
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32027) - you deserved it (7645)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by ruinedmoment (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70158) - you deserved it (6588)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML

#14768786
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46343) - you deserved it (4155) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17563) - you deserved it (43237) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44221) - you deserved it (6356)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

#14534299
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12116) - you deserved it (39059)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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