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Today, I was sitting at my collaga campus, thara wara good looking girls all around ma an I was trying to catch thair aya an smila, latting tham know I'm availabla. A buttarfly flaw by ma an I scraamd. FML

#2123826
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16924) - you deserved it (58111)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146293)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice I smiled. She smiled back and said ( Hello how are you? ) Instead of saying ( I'm good ) or ( I'm okay ) I said ( I'm gay ). FML

#1972272
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59248) - you deserved it (23501)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, we were having a family get together at mah house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it lookd nice. I got a little bord and decidd it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into mah yard. right when i finishd, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

#1347593
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11011) - you deserved it (76486)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I WENT ON SOMEWHAT OF A BLIND DATE. THE DATE WAS OK UNTIL HE TRIED TO SPOON FEED ME. THIS DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL. LATER, I NOTICED A STRANGE LOOKING BRIEF CASE HE WAS CARRYING. I ASKED HIMHAT IT WAS AN HEHIPPED OUT 5 YOYOS AN DID A YOYO SHOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESTAURANT. FML

#1214403
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59853) - you deserved it (6209)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:24am - misc - by 11321 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I told mah morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No... yur other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (95435)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting looool a 5-year-old grl and we were coloring. Se made me a card tat was very sweet, so I smiled. Se looked at me and went "Don't smile, yur smile is really scary." FML

#1119408
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51406) - you deserved it (4888)

On 04/19/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365913) - you deserved it (41137)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424614) - you deserved it (67606)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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