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Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I askd him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punchd me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. big fat FML

#5021178
159 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was working at the gas station!! An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank!! A really beautiful girl walkd by!! I lost concentration and overfilld the tank!! I quickly pulld it out and squirtd the old lady with a bit of petrol!! She was smiling and gave a slight moan!! FML

#3611861
131 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today... I Had Been Planning A Family Trip Fir Months. My Father Had All His Bags Packed... Ready To Go In The Car. He Had Mah Grandmother's Ashes In His Suitcase... And Planned To Spread Them On A Mountain. This Morning Our Car Was Broken Into And Everything Was Stolen. The Thief Stole Mah Grandma. FML

#3468815
124 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by noyodel (woman) - Italy

Today... I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me... she'd found out she was sterile. FML

#2962771
114 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I used a porta-potty. After I cummed out, my mom cummed out of one and said "I really wish I could wash my hands." I explained that I used the little soap bar that was on the side of the toilet in mine. She told me that was a urinal and the soap bar was a disinfectant bar. FML

#2903638
178 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by hockeyfanaticx87 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Mah Company Filed Fir Bankruptcy, But The Reorganize Kindhere It Still Functions . There R No Funds To Give Out Paychecks Any Time Soon . They Won't Fre Me . If I Voluntarily Quit, I Cannot File Fir Unemployment . I'm Now An Unpaid Intern . FML

#2181067
133 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 2:39pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today trying to make mah 6 year old daughter to laugh I drew a picture of a butt a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later hen she was talking with mah extremely judgmental mother-in-law I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

#1453459
94 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Went To Chill With Best Guy Friend And His Girlfriend,hom I Recently Met After I Moved To The Area. After A Few Beers, Buddy Leaned Over And Tried To Make Out With Me. I Quickly Backed Up And Shockingly Looked Over At His Girlfriend To Expect The Same Reaction. She Winked. FML

#120277
103 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 12:30am - intimacy - by LilShawty2000 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went in 4 mah 2nd day working at mah internship. My bosses greetd me an told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082
28 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably lyk to." FML

#21834
139 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friends an I go to a bar an get wastd. I walk around an see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. big fat FML

#10978
36 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I brought a grl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into mah parents' room, turns on the lights and askshere her clothes r before figuring it out. FML

#2426
40 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today... after taking a shower... I decided to weigh myself. Curious... I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. fat FML

#1198
29 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:43am - health - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)



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