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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (20 years)
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About EnterChoose : Well helllo there stalker !(;

So I guess I shouldd start off by sayingg that my namee is Stephanie, but call me Steph(:
-My friends are my life!
-I play tennis, cheeer ,and volleyball!
-God is my number one priority (:

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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

#16222014
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by markymark - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
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On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

#16168772
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
183 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
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On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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