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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18933
  • Number of comments : 6368
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Enslaved : Owns a Red Shoe Diary. Wants to be loved, just not by you.

Hello me ... Meet the real me

Open your eyes and see that Life is Beautiful, enjoys Silent Lucidity, and still Rides the Lightning.

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
It's complicating me sometimes

I took you home
Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed

How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you're so far away

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Enslaved's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

#18669836
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32165) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56820) - you deserved it (11842)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10364) - you deserved it (37070)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

#18599933
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48297) - you deserved it (6081)

On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31483) - you deserved it (3870)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

#18442562
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33715) - you deserved it (7951)

On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36162) - you deserved it (2451)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

#18243186
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30590) - you deserved it (3891)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

#18235563
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (6138)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32024) - you deserved it (3873)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

#18167431
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26772) - you deserved it (3641)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:35pm - health - by Shelbs - United States (Texas)

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

#18164044
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34366) - you deserved it (3205)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33058) - you deserved it (5619)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

#18137522
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35549) - you deserved it (3130)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (3012)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)



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