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  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 547
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EnmaYamato : If I were to describe myself in terms of personality, I'd say mine is akin to that of Hisoka from HxH : absolutely unpredictable.
I'm a future HEC Paris student, starting on September 2014. I'm particularly fond of music (classical, rock, metal and symphonic), reading (philosophy, business and non-fiction), games (RPGs, adventure and racing) as well as martial arts (I hold two black belts in Aikido and Tae-Kwon-Do).
Depending on how interesting you may be, I may bestow my snapchat/Kik/Skype username to you.

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EnmaYamato's favorite FMLs

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46533) - you deserved it (5358)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41526) - you deserved it (5731)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52832) - you deserved it (7387)

On 06/06/2014 at 11:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML


Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37880) - you deserved it (6676)

On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML


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On 04/21/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by kelly.duggan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60491) - you deserved it (5069)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

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