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About EncryptedDynasty : Well.. I see.. Your on my profile... Since your here, I bid you a good day.
Music is my everything, Take it away, and your death shall be quick. I could care less on how weird YOU think my music is, but it's all I listen too. Three Days Grace, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice and Men, NickelBack, Black Veil Brides, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, etc. You get the genre. I listen to everything, everything but country. I'm a freak, yes ok, but what does that make you? I try to be funny, doesn't always work out, but in the end, I still make you laugh at how pathetic of an attempt it was, so I guess it works. The definition of me is screw up, talk to me and I'll screw something up. In mine or your life, doesn't matter something will happen. That's right, taken. And in a perfect world we would be side by side. But not yet. Almost.....
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Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
Monday 1 September 2014